why my name was ” hate president university”

February 26th, 2007 by dfaisal

Ok,, before,,,
i’ll explain that who i hate is not the university,,,but..
a person who take part of that,,,simplify,,,the  girl,,,right!!!

my experience start from 6 months ago,,,that,,
i introduced my cousin, to her friends from the university that i describe above….

i don’t want to explain very long, but now i have some problems with her
that made me so confuse, angry, and will haven’t place where i must
bring my heart to share and to get my happiness…

to you, thanks for this suck and happy 7 months …..

Earliest wake up……”a bad night story…..”

February 22nd, 2007 by dfaisal

Oh no, oh yes,,,,

hey, don’t feel and imagine like that….
say that, coz,,,i’m get up from my comfotable sleep at 2.am.
yakzz,,,,

now,,,with my closed eyes ( sometimes ) i read this blog to get tips from you all how to get nice sleep until morning,,,not until 2 am like now!!!…

makanya ( hey, don’t use indonesian ), i go to front of my computers, turn on it, and get surf,,,( not on the beach, of course )…but open www.friendster.com,, read new messages, approve new friends request, approve new testimonials, and post my blogwho titled "a bad night story….."

English is a stupid language

January 25th, 2007 by dfaisal

There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the
hamburger and neither
pine
nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted. But if we
examine its paradoxes
we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly,
boxing rings are square
And guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn’t the plural of
phone booth
be phone beeth.
If the teacher taught, why didn’t the preacher
praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck
does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways.
And more … Some food for “Thought”.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called
a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist, but a person who
drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
mean to make terrible?
Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn’t it follow
that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners
depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1
billion stars in
the
universe you will believe them, but if they tell you
a wall has wet
paint you
will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does
he
become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why
aren’t people from
Holland
called “Holes?”
They don’t call people from Holland ”Holes”
because Holland is one of
many provinces in the Netherlands, and then they
should call them “Nethes….”
but instead they call them Dutch.

Read this !!!

January 24th, 2007 by dfaisal

Read this….
Smart you are if u understand this….   

George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What’s happening?"
Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "’Hu’ is the new leader of China."
George: "That’s what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That’s what I’m telling you."
George: "That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow’s name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya’ asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I’m telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That’s the man’s name."
George: "That’s whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That’s correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don’t want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

A little joke 4 all….

January 23rd, 2007 by dfaisal

All friends, I’ve joke for you all
please enjoy it…..

There are three chinese immigrants, Chu, Bu and Fu. They have been in the US for nearly ten years and
now they want to change their name with western name, but still they want to keep their chinese name
as well.
They come with an idea, Chu changes his name to Chuck and Bu change his name to Buck.
Waht happens to Fu? He goes home, back to china as he feels not very happy with his new western name

Buku kalah ma komputer…

January 10th, 2007 by dfaisal

Anjir….

dah cerita blom, klo internet di lab dicabut

Ya gitu deh, makanya aku yang notabene suka ma internet jadi mati kutu

abis mo gomana lagi, yg biasanya surfing ma ceting, download macem2 baek yg gitu2 ampe laen2 jadi kayak orang tersesat.

Itu brita buruknya boz, yg ini berita baeknya.

critanya, pas mo pinjem buku di perpus unit 2. eh, baru masuk dah liat komputer kok pada baru smua.

blom sempet gue nyentuh buku, lah tu komputer dah ngawe - awe ( jawa,red). Apalagi, komputer baru pada disponsorin ma sampoerna, jlas aja pada cepet n baru2 semua komputernya.

lho, gara2 gue nulis ni blog, jd inget klo 7an gue ksini mo pinjem buku, bubyee…..

Copy and post….

December 16th, 2006 by dfaisal

Calling out your name,
Your face is everywhere.
I’m reaching out to you,
To find that you’re not there.
I wake up every night,
To see the state I’m in.
It’s like an endless fight,
I never seem to win.

I can’t go on,
As long as I believe…
Can’t let go,
When I keep wondering…

Where are you now?
What have you found?
Where is your heart,
When I’m not around?
Where are you now?
You gotta let me know,
Oh Baby, so I can let you go.

I can hear your voice,
The ring of yesterday,
It seems so close to me but yet so far away.
I should let it out,
To save what’s left of me,
And close the doors of doubt,
Revive my dignity.
But I can’t go on,
As long as I believe,
Can’t let go while  

I
keep wondering.

just copy, and post it to my blog….
he2, sorry to who feel send that song lyric to me….

take care too….
thanks

Tell A Story……

October 7th, 2006 by dfaisal

To my friend…., this blog is written for you
Like promises few days ago…

Yeah, the words that you get from the book are absolutely right
And i also have already found sometimes i was like what you mean

Ok, u’r message is  …..

It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another thing,
it’s one damn thing over and over.

Thanks for inspiration, but i ‘m very like if i can do this…..

I can through all damn things one by one but surely………………………

Do you feel like that……….??

A Really Start With…..

September 23rd, 2006 by dfaisal

Hei, Samlikum

How are tou today?
What a formal word ?!!?
Arrgghh…

Hohoho…
Not must like that
That’s just a confuse from me,
so don’t be laugh…

Start The New English, bukannya nyombong loh…

August 29th, 2006 by dfaisal

Bism….

Hoi…
Sori sebelumnya,
skarang faisal baru ingin sekali banget belajar ..
blajar apa?

blajar bahasa inggris nih, so mulai skarang….
faisal mo nyoba ngisi ni blog pake basa inggris

betul gak tmn2?
kalo belajar bisa pake cara apa aja.
termasuk ngisi blog dgn basa inggris
so, bagus kan dah bisa mulai

sok atuh tmn2, yg mo ngikutin
buruuuaaannnnn….

cari temen nih yeee……